Time traveller Dr Sam Beckett has conceded that he is unable to figure out how to correct the historical mistakes of Dominic Raab.
Dr Beckett famously travels through space and time putting right what once went wrong but concedes that leaping into Mr Raab might be a step too far.
“Many people have wondered why Dominic has the look of an insurance salesmen that is experiencing rapid-onset diarrhoea midway through a pitch,” he said.
“Well, that is because I Quantum Leaped into his clammy body and have absolutely no idea what to do about this mess.
“I have to stop Raab becoming Prime Minister at all costs, but no matter how stupid or insane I act, he still somehow manages to be a leading candidate for the Conservative Party leadership.
“I was going to try publicly wetting my pants, but apparently that’s very much on-brand for Dom.
“His rise to prominence seems so incredibly counterintuitive that I’m running out of ideas and I’m worried I might have to give up on this mission.”