The Sun newspaper has reaffirmed its commitment to patriotism by proudly replacing Harry and Meghan’s bin lids after they’ve finished rummaging through them for dirt.
The couple, who have just welcomed the arrival of their first child, returned home to find their refuse area had been left in a respectful condition, following a night of thorough inspection by the press.
“Although we didn’t find anything that we could build an mildly racist controversy around, we still felt that, as patriots, it was important to leave things neat and tidy,” The Sun wrote in a gushing 32-page pull-out to celebrate the birth.
“We love the Royal Family and the days of country-hating lefty hacks leaving rubbish all over their front garden are long gone.
“Harry’s front lawn will be pristine on our watch, as long as Meghan doesn’t do anything overtly ethnic.”