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Nigel Farage fumes after not getting customary handjob from Andrew Marr

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Diva Nigel Farage threw a tantrum following a rigorous interview from Andrew Marr in which Marr didn’t give him the customary handjob and warm snuggle that he had come to expect from appearances on the show.

Mr Marr referenced past comments by The Brexit Party leader that were at odds with his current position, prompting Farage to claim it was the ‘most ridiculous interview ever’.

His tirade continued after the cameras stopped rolling, according to sources, with naughty Nige pulling down his trousers and pants, before shuffling after Marr across the studio floor shouting: “Be a man and finish me off like you used to, Andrew.”

Fresh off the back of a record-breaking 33rd appearance on BBC’s Question Time, Farage claimed the ‘ludicrous’ interview showed that the BBC was not giving him proper coverage.

“First they let an audience member press me to answer a proper question and now this,” Farage ranted.

“What is the point of coming on these shows if you’re not going to be fawned over and given a nice big hug?

“It’s a total farce and I shan’t be coming back to the Beeb, unless Andrew Neil promises to give me a bath.”