As David Cameron prepares to launch his autobiography ‘For The Record’, early reviewers have noted that there is surprisingly little detail about his time at Oxford University.
Fans of the former Conservative Prime Minister who were eagerly anticipating exciting tales of escapades in the notorious Bullingdon Club will be bitterly disappointed as the book reportedly fails to deliver.
“He really hasn’t gone the whole hog here,” said literary critic Blythe Merringly.
“There is a short, ham-fisted chapter entitled ‘Uni’, which consist of a brief anecdote about a librarian that had a club foot and a night out with the rowing lads where one of them ‘chundered’ into a champagne bucket.
“Dave has refused to squeal on any of his mates and frankly the whole segment is a boar.
“Hopefully he will follow the swill of the people and give us a sequel.”