Responding to Ann Widdecombe’s comment that one day ‘science might find an answer’ for homosexuality, scientists have asked her if she might perhaps be more keen for them to find a cure for dementia instead.
“I’m just saying, you’d think there were more pressing concerns,” scientist Hameed O’Toole said.
“It’s certainly surprising that Ann has opted to flag homosexuality as something we should be looking into, rather than, for example: raging dementia.
“One would hope that something so traumatising, which inflicts untold suffering on so many people would be eradicated in 2019, but unfortunately she just got elected as an MEP.
“Who does she think has been engineering the gay virus and pumping it into the water supply anyway? Jesus?”
Ms Widdecombe was unavailable for comment, as she was busy screaming at passing cars.