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Government adds polo, hunting and ‘the rugger’ to list of approved...

Following advice that playing golf and tennis would now be allowed under lockdown, the government has gone even further and opened up a number of additional posh activities.

Man embarks on exotic three-day holiday to Latina section of PornHub

A British man is beating the lockdown blues enjoying a bank holiday getaway to a new and exciting region of the internet.

Deputy PM Raab gets to work after being given fake ‘UK...

Acting Prime Minister Dominic Raab says he is getting down to the serious job of running the country by diligently pressing buttons on what he believes are the controls to the United Kingdom.

PornHub triples server capacity as employees encouraged to work from home

Adult entertainment website PornHub.com has announced that it has tripled its current server capacity in order to cope with increased traffic during the Coronavirus pandemic.

Fans rocked by unexpected twist in US remake of ‘Magic Grandpa’

Fans of the American remake of Magic Grandpa were rocked last night after beloved protagonist Bernie Sanders was dealt a significant blow by bitter rival Joe Biden, who secured a string of victories in the Democratic leadership race on Super Tuesday.

Cow uses awards speech to highlight inhumane treatment of Joaquin Phoenix

Daisy the cow has used her acceptance speech at the Golden Udders Awards to highlight the cruel practices of the film industry.

Coronavirus trapped on cruise ship with British holidaymakers

Concerns are growing for the Coronavirus after it emerged that it was trapped on a cruise liner with a number of British citizens.

REVEALED: Why the government has banned NewsLoad from their press briefings

Number 10 responds to the press lobby walkout.

Thriving independent Britain has whip round to ring a bell

Great Britain has emphatically demonstrated its readiness to go it alone in the world, by getting the Prime Minister to ask for everyone to chip in so that we can ring a big bell.

Matt Hancock admits polygamy after convincing wife not to leave

In an emotional interview, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has confessed that he has technically been living with two wives after convincing the first one not to leave him, thus making her a brand new additional wife.
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