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Sead Kolašinac fights off two armed robbers, but still unable to...

After been captured on CCTV singlehandedly fending off two men with knives, Sead Kolašinac has admitted that he would be unable to do the same against Troy Deeney.

10 Downing Street toilet already clogged

In his first move as Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has blocked the toilet at 10 Downing Street, according to reports.

Theresa May fails to negotiate return of tenancy deposit

In her final act as Prime Minister of Great Britain, Theresa May has failed to recoup the tenancy deposit for her time at 10 Downing Street.

Men of Britain unveil disgusting feet

Men across the country are taking advantage of the ongoing heatwave to present their horrendous feet to the public.

Boris Johnson pays tribute to Wallace and Gromit on anniversary of...

Boris Johnson has praised British entrepreneurs Wallace and Gromit for being the first men on the moon, some 30 years ago, and held them up as an example of Britain making a success on its own.

Someone you’ve never heard of appointed Lib Dem leader

A person you have never heard of and wouldn’t remotely recognise if you saw them has been appointed leader of the Liberal Democrats.

Terrorists buoyed by Boris Johnson’s call for a can-do spirit towards...

Irish terrorists have welcomed Boris Johnson’s rallying cry for a can-do spirit when it comes to the Irish border and insist they will now be approaching the impending carnage with a positive mental attitude.

Have you got what it takes to join Labour? Take our...

Are you the right type of left-wing to be accepted into the Labour Party? Take our interactive quiz to find out!

Trump bulldozing 500 Mexican children into mass grave does not constitute...

Republican politicians have rejected claims that Donald Trump is driving the party into fascism after he was pictured gleefully dumping the bodies of 500 Mexican children into a mass grave.

Elon Musk stunned after his ‘mind-reading’ NeuraLink technology reveals everyone thinks...

As human trails begin on his NeuraLink technology, which connects the human brain to a computer interface, founder Elon Musk is said to be have mixed feelings about the initial results.