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    Do you have the correct left-wing credentials to join Labour?


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    Do you have the correct left-wing credentials to join Labour?
    No. You're a Tory.

    Are you fucking kidding? You're so right wing you should just fuck off to join the Tories and be done with it. Maybe take a five minute break from wanking over Thatcher to have a good hard look at yourself in the mirror, you capitalist pig.
    Absolutely not.

    You are the worst of the worst, the sub-human class of cunt that makes child molesters look like pillars of the community. That's right - you're a Lib Dem and we in Labour would rather everyone died out of proud moral principle than court your tainted little snide vote. Piss off.
    In your dreams.

    LOL! No chance you fucking moron. You might think you lean to the left, but you’re doing it so wrong you're nothing more than an embarrassing fraud. Pretenders like you are not welcome in our great party. Maybe those freaks in the Greens will take you - leave socialism to the grown ups.

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