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Diva Nigel Farage threw a tantrum following a rigorous interview from Andrew Marr in which Marr didn’t give him the customary handjob and warm snuggle that he had come to expect from appearances on the show.
Prisoners across the nation are entering discussions to decide whether or not they will rape UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin, following a police...
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has piled pressure on Theresa May to break the Brexit deadlock by putting the decision to a Sharia court, it has emerged.
An internet poll set up to decide Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s new alias has concluded, with the winning name announced as ‘Stubby McBallbag’.
A cleaner employed by Chris Grayling has begun the process of removing human faeces from the sink for the 500th consecutive day.