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Diva Nigel Farage threw a tantrum following a rigorous interview from Andrew Marr in which Marr didn’t give him the customary handjob and warm snuggle that he had come to expect from appearances on the show.
Time traveller Dr Sam Beckett has conceded that he is unable to figure out how to correct the historical mistakes of Dominic Raab.
People who use the showers at their place of work are choosing to believe that the facilities are not merely slippery, sperm-filled wank capsules, according to a study.
Brown Sauce manufacturers are now legally obliged to label the product ‘White People Sauce’ following backlash from ethnic minority communities.
An experiment as part of a study into extreme bastardism ended in disaster as scientists accidentally unleashed Rod Liddle in the UK.
An internet poll set up to decide Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s new alias has concluded, with the winning name announced as ‘Stubby McBallbag’.
Following Sir Richard Branson's claim that he could be launched into space within months on a Virgin Galactic flight, experts have warned that the public should not get their hopes up and that he would likely return to earth.
A cleaner employed by Chris Grayling has begun the process of removing human faeces from the sink for the 500th consecutive day.
A driverless taxi being tested by Uber has hit a snag in development after a test passenger filed a sexual assault complaint.