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Next-door neighbour getting laid big time

Your next door neighbour is having sex and boy is she having a great time.

Fuck yeah! Badass kids as young as seven involved in drug...

Some children are so badass that they’re being recruited at primary school age by super-cool drugs gangs, according to a report by the Children’s Society.

Glastonbury sniffer dog’s brain explodes

A police dog deployed at Glastonbury Festival to detect illicit substances has died after its head exploded shortly after the gates opened this morning.

Hundreds of sex offenders released after declaring that victims were not...

Hundreds of men who had been jailed for horrific sex crimes were released today after citing the ‘Trump Defence’ that the victim wasn’t their type.

Man to be entrusted with nuclear codes can’t even delete browser...

The future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland still does not know how to delete internet browsing history, according to reports.

Boris Johnson unveils pledge to help those struggling on just £50k

In a bid to win support for his campaign to become leader of the Conservative Party, Boris Johnson has pledged a tax cut for people who are struggling to make ends meet with as little as £50,000-per-year.

Michael Gove believes he was sold real cocaine

Conservative leadership contender Michael Gove believes the substance he took at social events was actually real drugs, according to reports.

Theresa May promises to look at Nigel Farage’s letter first thing...

After delivering a letter to 10 Downing Street outlining his vision for Brexit, Nigel Farage has revealed that Theresa May promised him she’ll look at it on Monday as she’s quite busy today.

England fans to destroy as much of Europe as possible before...

England football fans are ramping up their campaign of destruction before they lose their rights to travel freely across the European Union.

‘Serves you fuckwits right for wanting Brexit’, Ford tells Bridgend workers

In a communication to all workers following news that it will close its Bridgend plant in 2020, Ford motors have highlighted that they were given fair fucking warning.
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