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‘Cocaine submarine’ also Gove’s codeword for when Sarah Vine blows it...

After US Coast Guards intercepted a submarine carrying an estimated £185m worth of cocaine, Michael Gove has revealed that it is actually a term he uses for a method if recreational use.

Jeremy Hunt promises tax breaks for possessed mannequins

In a last ditch bid to be selected in the final two candidates for leadership of the Conservative Party, Jeremy Hunt has appealed to his base with a pledge to implement drastic tax cuts for shop mannequins that have been possessed by an evil spirit.

Michael Gove believes he was sold real cocaine

Conservative leadership contender Michael Gove believes the substance he took at social events was actually real drugs, according to reports.

Last remaining Conservative MP admits defeat and enters leadership contest

Marcus Bottletop, the only sitting Conservative MP who was yet to announce they are running for leader, has bowed to peer-pressure, according to reports.
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