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Manchester United fail to agree personal terms with souvenir shop assistant

Manchester United have failed in a deadline day bid to acquire the services of a shop assistant.

‘Serves you fuckwits right for wanting Brexit’, Ford tells Bridgend workers

In a communication to all workers following news that it will close its Bridgend plant in 2020, Ford motors have highlighted that they were given fair fucking warning.

Cleaners excited for office reshuffle

A cleaner working for an insurance firm has expressed his eager anticipation of an office reshuffle, in which he hopes to get given a different job for which he’s woefully unqualified.

‘Competitive’ job salary so good it must be kept secret

A job vacancy advertised online has a salary that is so impressive that it must be kept secret at all costs.