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Corbyn emerges from 12 hour tantric masturbation session clutching soggy, tattered...

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has broken his silence regarding a letter from Alastair Campbell, which outlined why he will not return to the party, admitting that he had spent the past 12 hours wanking over it.

Boris Johnson pays tribute to Wallace and Gromit on anniversary of...

Boris Johnson has praised British entrepreneurs Wallace and Gromit for being the first men on the moon, some 30 years ago, and held them up as an example of Britain making a success on its own.

Theresa May promises to look at Nigel Farage’s letter first thing...

After delivering a letter to 10 Downing Street outlining his vision for Brexit, Nigel Farage has revealed that Theresa May promised him she’ll look at it on Monday as she’s quite busy today.

‘Serves you fuckwits right for wanting Brexit’, Ford tells Bridgend workers

In a communication to all workers following news that it will close its Bridgend plant in 2020, Ford motors have highlighted that they were given fair fucking warning.

‘Surely you’d prefer it if we focused on dementia?’ scientists ask...

Responding to Ann Widdecombe’s comment that one day ‘science might find an answer’ for homosexuality, scientists have asked her if she might perhaps be more keen for them to find a cure for dementia instead.
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