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Johnson cuts to the chase and crashes ‘Kill Remainers’ bus into...

Boris Johnson has stepped up his war of words with opposition MPs by unveiling his latest bus to the public, featuring the catchy slogan: Kill Remainers.

John Bercow quits to set up premium rate fetish hotline

Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow announced he would be stepping down yesterday to focus his energy on a new venture – Bercstation.

‘Do whatever you want, I’m on holiday,’ Queen tells government

The Queen has approved Boris Johnson’s request to prorogue parliament, admitting she simply cannot be arsed to think about any of this while she’s on holiday.

‘If you were actually a slave, you’d have been euthanised by...

Following her claim that the British people are slaves to the European Union, officials have responded by stating that if she were their slave they would have had her shot by now.

Whole of Europe does wanker sign behind Brexit Party MEPs

As they turned their backs during a performance of the EU's 'Ode to Joy' anthem in European Parliament, the rest of Europe took the opportunity to make rude signs at Brexit Party MEPs.

Labour spokesman seeks to clarify ‘crystal clear’ Brexit policy for 8,294th...

A spokesman for the Labour Party says that their Brexit policy is absolutely clear, but again sought to clarify remarks made by MPs which many felt contradicted each other.

Britain heads to the polls to fuck shit up

The people of Britain are marching to their local polling station with a firm conviction to completely fuck things up.

David Cameron’s autobiography pretty light on University stories for some reason

As David Cameron prepares to launch his autobiography ‘For The Record’, early reviewers have noted that there is surprisingly little detail about his time at Oxford University.

Normal person watches Prime Minister’s Questions

A normal and sane human being has intentionally watched Prime Minister’s Questions as it happened, according to reports.
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