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‘Do whatever you want, I’m on holiday,’ Queen tells government

The Queen has approved Boris Johnson’s request to prorogue parliament, admitting she simply cannot be arsed to think about any of this while she’s on holiday.

Donald Trump grateful for book gift from Queen and can’t wait...

President Donald Trump has expressed his gratitude to Queen Elizabeth II for her gift of a first-edition copy of Churchill’s World War II book and says he can’t wait to get home and start colouring it in.

Donald Trump secretly hoping to get piss thrown at him during...

President of the United States, Donald Trump, is excited by the prospect of having urine thrown at him during his state visit to the United Kingdom, according to sources.

Coronation Chicken ‘treasonous’

Coronation Chicken has been ruled treasonous by the Queen.