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Tardigrades crash-landed on the moon so they don’t have to come...

A group of tardigrades that were travelling on an Israeli spacecraft that crash-landed on the moon in April are alive and well and have no intention of coming back to this god-awful planet, according to reports.

Men of Britain unveil disgusting feet

Men across the country are taking advantage of the ongoing heatwave to present their horrendous feet to the public.

Boris Johnson pays tribute to Wallace and Gromit on anniversary of...

Boris Johnson has praised British entrepreneurs Wallace and Gromit for being the first men on the moon, some 30 years ago, and held them up as an example of Britain making a success on its own.

Elon Musk stunned after his ‘mind-reading’ NeuraLink technology reveals everyone thinks...

As human trails begin on his NeuraLink technology, which connects the human brain to a computer interface, founder Elon Musk is said to be have mixed feelings about the initial results.

25 coffees a day will not affect your heart but you...

Researchers at Queen Mary University have found that drinking up to 25 coffees a day is no worse for your heart than drinking one.

‘Surely you’d prefer it if we focused on dementia?’ scientists ask...

Responding to Ann Widdecombe’s comment that one day ‘science might find an answer’ for homosexuality, scientists have asked her if she might perhaps be more keen for them to find a cure for dementia instead.

Instagram to crack down on vaccine misinformation by sending users measles

Social media site Instagram has announced plans to stop the spread of misinformation about vaccines on its platform by sending those users a dose...

Man who Quantum Leaped into Dominic Raab close to giving up...

Time traveller Dr Sam Beckett has conceded that he is unable to figure out how to correct the historical mistakes of Dominic Raab.

Horrific Boris-Clarkson splicing accident to blame for Rod Liddle, scientists confirm

An experiment as part of a study into extreme bastardism ended in disaster as scientists accidentally unleashed Rod Liddle in the UK.

Richard Branson firing himself into space not as good as it...

Following Sir Richard Branson's claim that he could be launched into space within months on a Virgin Galactic flight, experts have warned that the public should not get their hopes up and that he would likely return to earth.