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After being sentenced for 9 months in prison for contempt of court, Tommy Robinson has revealed the 4 essentials he’ll be stuffing into his anus to take with him.
Following her claim that the British people are slaves to the European Union, officials have responded by stating that if she were their slave they would have had her shot by now.
Self-styled “yellow vest” protester James Goddard has been found guilty of being a total virgin.
In a bid to win support for his campaign to become leader of the Conservative Party, Boris Johnson has pledged a tax cut for people who are struggling to make ends meet with as little as £50,000-per-year.
In a communication to all workers following news that it will close its Bridgend plant in 2020, Ford motors have highlighted that they were given fair fucking warning.
Responding to Ann Widdecombe’s comment that one day ‘science might find an answer’ for homosexuality, scientists have asked her if she might perhaps be more keen for them to find a cure for dementia instead.
Labour supporters are wondering why voters toward the centre of the political spectrum, who have been consistently mocked and abused for not being left wing enough, refuse to get behind the party’s vision of hope and unity.
A spokesman for the Labour Party says that their Brexit policy is absolutely clear, but again sought to clarify remarks made by MPs which many felt contradicted each other.
Tory leadership hopeful Boris Johnson will be summonsed to court so he can receive an enormous amount of free publicity, according to reports.
After announcing her resignation from office, Prime Minister Theresa May has confided in friends that she is eager to finally take off the human suit she’s been wearing for over 60 years.
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